"It can't be the cat boat, it's not blue!"
"Unless I've got wood, she doesn't exist."
"Dude, I'd knock the bottom out of that."
"Don't be a gay man."
"Homosexual chinese man..."
"I think you've mistaken me for someone who gives a shit."
"Dude, I though...like.....you were breaking in or something, man......I
was going take a bat to you...."
More to come later....