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The Quotes Page

Like virtually everyone else on the web, I have a quotes page, not only of stuff I've heard but also things that I have read.

"It can't be the cat boat, it's not blue!"
                                        -Matt #2

"Unless I've got wood, she doesn't exist."

"Dude, I'd knock the bottom out of that."

"Don't be a gay man."

"Homosexual chinese man..."

"I think you've mistaken me for someone who gives a shit."
                                                       -Baker's Mom

"Dude, I were breaking in or something, man......I was going take a bat to you...."
                                                                                                    -Watchful Neighbor

More to come later....